This is one of those overshare moments … sorry but I just have to!
Went into the pharmacy to get a birth control prescription filled … was handed this over the counter;
Will you look at that thing … it’s as long as my frickin’ forearm people!
This was my outside face as it was handed over to me;
“Why … thank you very much.” says I, ever, so politely & so as not to draw attention to myself … like that wasn’t going to happen given I had just been handed a box AS LONG AS MY FRICKIN’ FOREARM!!!
This was my inside face as it was handed over to me;
“Holy crapple … just where the f*#k is the doctor going to stick that thing, it’s AS LONG AS MY FRICKIN’ FOREARM!!!!!”
Sometimes good people, it really does pay to read the information package the doctor so thoughtlessly gives you as they shove you out the door the usher in their next $150 a minute consult … if for no other reason than to bring a bigger bag to put it in!!!
My three-year old son’s comment … (we are a sharing & honest family) … “Wow mum, something that big really will stop you from having another baby, you won’t be able to fit anything else in your tummy.”
Ahhhh … the wisdom of youth. Haha!!
Do you have any similar ‘should have read the brochure’ stories? Would love to hear them!
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BTW – apologies for the awkward selfies – I am very camera shy & self-conscious, but am trying hard to get over myself & go with it!